to do list for tomorrow*

1) wake up early(before noon)

2) workout(not just WATCHING fitness DVDs)

3) eat healthy breakfast

4) read real newspaper(if dead neighbors subscription did not lapse yet)

5) look for job

6) look for jobs online(if other neighbor is on with unsecured network)

7) ignore any social networking sites

8) catch up on reading(real books)

9) eat healthy lunch

10) look for work

11) ignore any and all video game consoles

12) work on resume(again)

13) more reading

14) write something

15) eat healthy snack

16) run errands

17) pay bills

18) ignore the need for impulse buying at Walmart or Walgreen's

19) talk to creditors of bills not paid(convince them somehow to give you a bail out like they got one)

20) look for work

21) park car in new place to avoid repo man

22) eat healthy dinner

23) avoid impulse to go to Burger King or MacDonald's which is cheaper and faster then healthy food

24) more reading

25) more writing

26) check if TV magically has cable now

27) be thankful you don't have kids

28) go to bed at decent hour (before 3am)

29) be thankful that you at least have your health(try not to laugh at this one)

30) *postpone tomorrow's "to do list" till next week