About My Spizzo

i used to have a myspace ... back when myspace was new ... i was in first 30,000 to have an account ... i don't know if i should be proud of that or what ... anyway i deleted that thing a while back but this is the excerpt from the about me section .... i always wondered how they expected you to write about yourself ... as you can see i thought it was really a joke ... but this is not too far from the truth ... ok here it is ...

i got issues ... skeletons in the closet ... a checkered past ... a bad rep ... i'm nothing but trouble ... i'm always up to something ... people say i'm no good ... i can't make up my mind ever ... i go out too much ... i wear the same old greasy hat everyday ... i might be crazy ... i take my med's with a shot of grey goose ... my therapy is going nowhere ... i like to hit happy hour at El Torito before i go to my AA meetings ... wanna bet if ill make it to gamblers anonymous today? ... i like to take long walks off short piers ... i play with fire ... i read chain letters just to break them ... i drive 50 MPH in the fast lane ... i'm that one guy that just beats you to the drive thru and takes forever to order stuff ... i make it a point to have more then 10 items at the express check out line ... i like to stop in the middle of the aisle at costco for no reason ... i substitute then for than and your for you're so what? i told you im crazy ... i'm known to smash peoples bread in the check out line at the grocery store ... sometimes i get a piece of dried up glue and hang it out my nose so it looks like a booger. then i go around at work to see who is going to tell me like "yo! you got a booger hanging out your nose!" i know who my real friends are now! ... like i said crazy ...